Harry Jensen
April 17, 2021
Saturday After work on Thursday, I picked up some piddle-soaked rugs which I had taken to be dry cleaned. They accepted American Express...
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Harry Jensen
- Apr 8, 2021
April 8, 2021
Thursday An otherwise benign coworker told me that we complicate things to make our lives seem more important. This is not the case of my...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 25, 2021
March 25, 2021
Thursday I saw a pileated woodpecker outside today, and in the last three days my roommate and I have seen twenty mice inside. It has...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 18, 2021
March 17, 2021
Thursday Yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day, and I didn’t quite celebrate right. Instead of corned beef I ate a handful of carrots, instead...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 15, 2021
March 16, 2021
Tuesday There is snow on the ground, and it was Daylight Savings on Sunday. Everyone is lethargic. My coworker today told me that she...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 14, 2021
March 14, 2021
Sunday Today, I Zoomed into my Bad Uncle Rupert’s married-but-bachelor pad in Qatar and chatted with him about the differing COVID-19...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 13, 2021
March 13, 2021
Sunday Today I raked for four hours, put four hours’ worth of raked leaves in six bags, and put those six bags of four hours’ worth of...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 11, 2021
March 11, 2021
Thursday I picked my roommate Riley and his brother Nash up at the airport today. I followed my standard procedure of putting Terminal 1...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 10, 2021
March 10, 2021
Wednesday At work today, we received a phone call that a client in Burnsville received their food with a garnishing of trash, gum...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 9, 2021
March 9, 2021
Tuesday I had therapy today. Progress was slow, as I was so overcome obsessive-compulsive behaviors that I almost slammed my coffee mug...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 8, 2021
March 8, 2021
Monday At work yesterday, my coworker Jon came up to me to share a detail from his morning. “Man, I pooped and then I took it out of the...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 6, 2021
March 7, 2021
Sunday I tried today. I went on a jog, flailed earnestly to a YouTube ULTIMATE AB SHREDDING workout, recorded an angry podcast, and still...
Harry Jensen
- Mar 3, 2021
March 4, 2021
Thursday I just submitted my taxes on TurboTax for $200, and now I am receiving a little less than $800 back from the government. I only...
Harry Jensen
- Jun 21, 2020
June 21, 2020
Yesterday, I went on a hike with Lucas at Powell Butte, a scrubby volcanic cone with a bit of rainforest and a visitor center devoted to...
Harry Jensen
- May 28, 2020
May 28, 2020
Portland was lovely albeit blistering this afternoon, so I took a walk with Maude through Laurelhurst Park. Laurelhurst was serene, and...
Harry Jensen
- May 27, 2020
May 27th, 2020
I like the idea of superheroes, which is why I’m happy to report that there might be a vigilante patrolling the neighborhood. This...
Harry Jensen
- May 25, 2020
May 25, 2020
The first community submission for this dead-parent blog was my very living Mommy. It was very wholesome: take that, general level of...
Harry Jensen
- May 19, 2020
May 19, 2020
I haven’t posted in a while, merely because of the constant, horrifying pain in my body. Really, where do I get off making these...
Harry Jensen
- May 15, 2020
May 15, 2020
It was T’s last full day at the house today. Tomorrow afternoon, she will leave by plane for the great land of New Jersey, and then...
Harry Jensen
- May 14, 2020
May 14, 2020
Today, I decided to be a new man. To realize and celebrate my rebirth, I had my roommate give my hair a nice trim, and I read through a...
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